Life isn’t about Xbox one, it’s about Kinnection!

The Xbox One Kinect is an incredible thing. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve wanted to fight the in-game characters one-on-one instead of relying on moves and combos.

“If I didn’t have to rely on these buttons so damn much” I frequently grumble, “I’d grab that monster and kick it in myself!”


Case in point, there’s a fat bloke in Pokemon (it doesn’t matter which version of Pokemon, there’s always a f*cking fat bloke) who stands in your way and stubbornly refuses to move until you have performed some task or the other. If a fat bloke did that in real life, I know that I for one would be first in line to smack him in the gob. I’m not really that agressive, but I’ve only got so much patience for that sort of behaviour, y’know?


Maybe that’s what Team Rocket are so pissed off about? I can’t say I blame anybody in the world of Pokemon for turning evil if their reasons were frustration at constant road blockage, except the cycle lanes, because they kind of make sense. They love cats and, with the exception of Blowfeld, Dr. Evil and a plethora of other classic villains, cat lovers can’t be bad people, can they?


Well, with the Kinect, your body is the controller. When you throw a punch on Kinect, you’ll be using you’re own arm, when you run from danger, it’ll be as fast as your own legs can carry you. Today, the Xbox one with kinect bundle can give you everything you need to get started in one cut price purchase.


So, with this new Xbox one with kinect bundle, you’re looking at the future of gaming technology. Finally you can get the ‘hands on’ experience you’ve been looking for. The day is finally here where you can play a game without resorting to controllers and other gizmos. The future is now, which puts us only a few centuries away from the development of the first holodeck, yay! (Oh come on, you know you were thinking it!)  

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